Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket

Your girl when she sees Jared Padalecki.

Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.

by JaredPadaleckiFanBoy June 3, 2021

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

plasterer's pocket

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.

"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume

Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.

by HelpDickStuckinCow August 21, 2015

God's Pocket

"God's Pocket" in common usage is a refference to any orifice that can be used in absence of pants or handbag.

Woman 1: "This dress is so tight i'm not sure where to hide my stash"

Woman 2: "Just put it in God's pocket. They can't look there without a warrant."

by Jamie C. Bailey January 9, 2009

pocket one's pride

To give up one's dignity or pride

to pocket one's pride

by stanzz October 25, 2006

wetter than an otter's pocket

your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street

p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked

by DasFax123 February 23, 2021