The modern day equivalent of an arranged marriage. Two separate parents who accept each others children as compatible persons arrange a meeting, preferably in an electronic organizer, and then force the two unknowing, possibly unwilling children to various activities including, but not limited to, playing in a needle infested sandbox, general playground play, and swimming. Provided that no one is ever injured, this can lead into adolescence where preparations for marriage can ensue. Pairing of gay or suspected gay children are permitted as this is socially accepted among those who playdate.
by ritechus September 25, 2005
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Get the Wasserman Playdate mug.A vampire playdate is when your "lover" appears by the cover of dark and leaves before sun-up. Can be, but doesn't have to be a secret.
by reggaewoman August 17, 2010
Get the Vampire Playdate mug.Two men get hard, then tape their heads together tip to tip. Then a third partner and starts to jack off both dicks in one long stroke, until they cum. The cum represents kids and when the cum mixes it is a playdate.
Robert - "Dude that party was crazy last night"
Johnny - "You don't even know, i think me, Steve, and Christina and a playdate."
Johnny - "You don't even know, i think me, Steve, and Christina and a playdate."
by Jimmyk6669 October 15, 2013
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by Lachlan 69 December 9, 2011
Get the unborn playdate mug.When a man or a woman gives you their number under the false pretense that they want your "children" to play. What they really mean is to have the chance to go out with you. The intent is close to using a puppy to get a girls number.
I think I just got playdated. This guy asked for my number so our kids could hang out. I am not even sure if he has kids.
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