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playdate

The modern day equivalent of an arranged marriage. Two separate parents who accept each others children as compatible persons arrange a meeting, preferably in an electronic organizer, and then force the two unknowing, possibly unwilling children to various activities including, but not limited to, playing in a needle infested sandbox, general playground play, and swimming. Provided that no one is ever injured, this can lead into adolescence where preparations for marriage can ensue. Pairing of gay or suspected gay children are permitted as this is socially accepted among those who playdate.
Nancy and Christal arranged a playdate for their two year olds with their new Palm Pilots.
by ritechus September 25, 2005
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playdate

When your bsf has a crush on you.
geez, your such a playdate.
by tubboishot.UwU. March 12, 2021
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Wasserman Playdate

When you have two dates or events planned for one evening.
She invited me to an early dinner, do you think she's trying to pull a Wasserman Playdate?
by gayfortv July 17, 2018
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Vampire Playdate

A vampire playdate is when your "lover" appears by the cover of dark and leaves before sun-up. Can be, but doesn't have to be a secret.
WOW, I am so tired this morning. I was up all night on my Vampire Playdate.
by reggaewoman August 17, 2010
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Playdate

Two men get hard, then tape their heads together tip to tip. Then a third partner and starts to jack off both dicks in one long stroke, until they cum. The cum represents kids and when the cum mixes it is a playdate.
Robert - "Dude that party was crazy last night"

Johnny - "You don't even know, i think me, Steve, and Christina and a playdate."
by Jimmyk6669 October 15, 2013
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unborn playdate

When one man enters a woman from behind and another enters her from the front and their sperms meet up
I had a three way last night and i think me and the other guys sperm had an unborn playdate
by Lachlan 69 December 9, 2011
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playdated

When a man or a woman gives you their number under the false pretense that they want your "children" to play. What they really mean is to have the chance to go out with you. The intent is close to using a puppy to get a girls number.
I think I just got playdated. This guy asked for my number so our kids could hang out. I am not even sure if he has kids.
by Dogsrmything January 31, 2017
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