placenta

A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga.

Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.

by Bob March 26, 2005

Placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
(Originally quoted from cracked.com)

The death metal rocker wanted to keep his baby's placenta as a souvenir so he could emotionally scar his neighbors.

by lordastral September 28, 2008

placenta

The gunky thing that gets discharged from a woman during labor. Is used to transfer nutrients to the fetus during gestation.

As she went through labor, her placenta was discharged and splatted onto the floor. Was kinda gross!

by Bronxie May 13, 2005

placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

Hey, you stole that definition of placenta from Cracked you asshole!

by theblobguy September 26, 2008

placenta

A tasty nutritous snack

Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?

by gronk December 7, 2004

Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.

"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"

by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008

placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).

Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.

by PQbitch January 23, 2020