pitoris

(n.) a penis so abnormally small it resembles an exposed clitoris with a retracted hood

A six-hour emergency surgical intervention left little Jimmy with only a pitoris after an unfortunate July 4 accident in which an errant firework exploded in the youngster's lap.

by Vgnfc July 24, 2006

Piconing

To picone someone is to spoil the ending of a book for someone else.

It is also possible to pocown someone, which is similar to making a really good burn.

Piconer: 'Hey, did you finish that book?'
Someone: 'No, why?'
Piconer: 'Everyone dies'
Someone: 'Damnit! Stop piconing every book I read!'

by xulise October 26, 2012

Patonia

A less crude name for you fanny. Your vag. Perfect for younger kiddos and older people who are to insecure to say the word Vagina.

Josie: Omg my patonia hurts!

Aimee: My patonia hurts as well. Probably cause I went cycling!

by Aims dv January 18, 2020

pilonidal cyst

Basically butt cancer, a large puss sack located extremely close to your butthole, commonly filled with boo-ooh.

Oll mate Dave couldn't drive his truck today cause he's got a pilonidal cyst / butt cancer and can't sit down.....

by Karma4 July 29, 2021

petoni

Petoni:
A figure of speech describing a homosexual man with a large desire in asian genitalia and a spontaneous interest in shaving one's legs.

Daniel: I like guys with shaved legs.
Luke: That's something a Petoni would say!

by Snapcraft February 26, 2018

pilonidal smile

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.

When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.

by Della Hicks January 18, 2008

Pitoriando

...playing with your dick 24/7...cumming

Oscar, jose,y orlando estuvieron pitoriando toda la noche.

by titjalamony November 25, 2009