pistachio

Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.

"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"

by rtac April 29, 2008

texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.

He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.

by gert April 17, 2006

Pistachios

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012

FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!

by Troya! February 23, 2009

So Pistachio Fr Fr

Synonymous to "that's so me" or "so true".
Can also be similar to "slay".

"God I'm tired" "So pistachio fr fr"
Or "Ah that movie was amazing, so pistachio fr fr"

by sopistachio January 6, 2023

Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

by humdipper May 4, 2009

Pistachioism

A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )

Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.

by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008

Pistachio

A delicious nut snack

"I LOVE PISTACHIOS" exclaimed Johannes

by ninjacow October 31, 2010