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Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.
Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*
by Ferdinando May 19, 2007
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Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.
Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*
by Ferdinando June 6, 2007
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SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled
"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'
by P_______A June 3, 2023
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Shit Pickles

A profanity term used when describing a situation of doubt. Pickles are generally ugly, salty, and not particullary liked. Shit is used as an adjective to describe th worst of the worst. Commonly used inplace of holy shit o shit ect...
"O shit pickles, my WOW account was just hacked"
by calroc October 27, 2009
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Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general
Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler
by Hashsimons September 13, 2020
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shitty pickle

Each contest must apply a pickle to there high recrum. Whoever removes there pickle first is deemed the looser. The consequence of loosing is to digest the complete pickle originally belonging to your opponent(s).
Crickey mate, rough night. We had a painful game of shitty pickle. I was the first to remove my pickle, and I was there like fuck I have to eat your pickle!
by Angus Daley June 25, 2016
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