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Phreek

1. n. The 10¢ God, Bearded Lord, Cult Leader, Discount Deity, and Eater of Hands.
Phreek is my Lord and Saviour.
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phreako

Someone who is mentally and physically gifted beyond normal human boundaries.
That damn phreako won my girl over with his charisma and intelligence.
by Venusus January 2, 2009
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Phrea

1) a mythological or folkloric being who subsist by feeding on the life essence and the enjoyment of controling others. Although typically described as undead or albino like a phrea could be a living person who avoids light at all costs.

2) to be a lier or story teller. Usually one who lies in order to save themselves embarrassment or penalty.
1) I feel tired after listening to that phrea all day. He could drain the energy from a power station with one of his computer stories.

2)I was chatting to R.J. about the time he blew up his computer, He turned out to be a real phrea.
by Amers Foot June 24, 2009
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phreaker

A phreaker is someone who is driven to explore the phone system through legal means or otherwise to understand how it operates, and marvel at it's greatness.
"Being able to beige box doesn't make you a phreaker anymore than being able to write makes you a poet."
by Murder Mouse June 12, 2005
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phreaking

A form of hacking, as applied to telephone networks. Phone phreaks exploit weaknesses in the phone system to make long-distance calls for free, tap into other's calls, take control of lines, get free phone services, and the like.

Phreaks (or phreakers) are usually motivated more by technical curiosity and the hacker ethos than any criminal intent (although phreaking is most certainly illegal). To bounce a call through a dozen different switching systems around the world, to your friend next door - all for free - is regarded by phreaks as an accomplishment. The fact that they are committing fraud and felonies in the process is regarded as incidental - or perhaps part of the fun.

The tools of phreaking often take the form of "boxes", such as the blue box, red box, or beige box. These devices - whose names refer to their function, not their actual color - generate various useful audio frequencies or electrical signals. The "red box", which allows you to make free calls from pay phones, is the easiest to build and can be assembled using two parts from Radio Shack that cost less than ten dollars.

The archetypal phone phreak is John Draper, aka Captain Crunch, who began phreaking on the West Coast in the 1960s.

The practice of phreaking has declined in recent years, as phone networks have been upgraded from old analog systems to newer, less vulnerable digital systems.
I phreaked the PBX with my blue box.
by Greenie December 12, 2003
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Preakness

A Baltimore tradition known for legal public drunkeness. It doesn't matter if you're 12 or 52 - you will be drunk. You will probably ride a school bus to Pimlico, where you will ingest more beers than you ever have before at 8 am. You will continue drinking in line, so that by the time you enter the field, you already have the drunk munchies. You may not actually see a horse all day, yet this IS indeed a horse race. And yet, many have been known to spend money betting on Smarty Jones just to get a lousy $2 pay out. You will come clean and leave covered in either beer, urine, mud, puke, or a fabulous combination of the group. You will probably use a port-a-potty more in this one day than all other days of your life combined. You will challenge people at bonging beers, and invent new drinking games that will be forgotten the next day. You will make grand plans to go out that night and continue drinking, but will pass out anywhere between 3 and 7 pm until noon the next day. You will spend $40 to spend a day in the dirt, and know it's a bargain. If you've gone once, you will return every year thereafter, and love that you live in the fabulous city of Baltimore.
I can't really remember Preakness, but it flippin' ROCKED!
by towson tiger January 24, 2006
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