phoozing

When you wake up and check your phone rather than getting out of bed

"Sorry I'm late, I was phoozing for 2 hours this morning"

by kingcribble November 19, 2017

poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

DAMN... poofinger again!

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

Poofing

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.

Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"

by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018

Sad Proofing

Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.

Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."

Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"

by Seanvilla September 20, 2010

proofing

1. A long, often tiring process with repeated actions and many steps until you eventually reach the finish.
2. Whacking off

"Man, I was proofing all during geometry class, and now I can hardly think straight."

by Schlang (inspired by KenCon) November 16, 2006

poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

phooping

Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>

Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?

Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.

by GoddTodd Evans October 24, 2007