phaffing

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"

Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"

by Shelleys August 28, 2006

phoffer

Syphodillaticanotopius frog shit.

Shut up you phoffer.

by Steaver370 May 4, 2004

Proffie

Slang, or 'valley girl' term for 'profile picture' on Facebook.

Person 1: Hey!
Person 2: Go comment on my proffie!
Person 1: K!

by revuxx September 13, 2010

phofall

When you drop your smart phone on your face when you're looking at it while lying on your back in bed.

Me: Laughing so hard looking at these dank memes caused me to phofall.
GF: You're a useless moron.

by jambdy July 8, 2018

proffessional street nigga

To become the best street nigga alive

Thats a proffessional street nigga!

by Xd smart guy April 19, 2018

pooffoo valve

pooffoo valve ,..is ....your anus orbum bumholeor bowel muscles

When I(author) was a child,..I, as my children were /are ...quite able in lifting heavy awkward objects with ease...but my parents,and associates would say...."be very carefull ,or you'll bust your pooffoo valve",..as which was experienced later in my adult working life, caused by singularly sometimes lifting /moving 100kg objects ( automotive engine blocks,2x50kg bags of cement)..with much later aquired bowel prolapse ,and operation to rectify,.. surgery recovery period very painfull...so... good advice..".Don't bust your pooffoo valve"

by lean mean green machine September 5, 2009

Phiffany

The girl who everyone loves and cares for. Also known as the girl every guy wants to love and have. She is a hard worker and is hard to break. Also known as the girl all the girls envy and wished they looked like. And the girl that dosent take shit from anyone and is very intelligent.

The new girl phiffany is very peng.

by junior3000 October 23, 2011