Phail

To seduce a teacher, usually male with blond hair and deep blue eyes.

Jorma and Andy had high hopes in one day phailing with their hot substitute teacher, Mr. Shears.

by CrunchyBlue November 25, 2010

Phail

Phailm is commonly mispelled amongst the general population, and it should be noted it has a silent m at the end. It is part of the leet language, or 1337 language, it originated from the deepest darkest depths of the internet. Because it's part of the 1337 vocabulary, it is a pointless mispelling and has stupid characters inserted, like the term pwned. Phailm is used to describe the idiocy of someone or the failure of a certain task.

Person 1: I just bought a new Dell computer!
Person 2: Phailm!

by J0rd4n March 26, 2008

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Phail

The act of failing;not succeeding.
Also an alternative for fail.

Kevin Ton gets a Phail in Life!

by Local626 September 25, 2007

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Phail

How douche bags spell 'fail'.

Douche bag: Lawl! Epic Phail!

by Victim of the rebar August 9, 2008

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Phail

a slang, forum-based term meaning fail, failure, wrong, or used as an insult usually meaning one is a failure, dumb, weak, etc.

person A - teh new maps suck, they are so not l337. bungie is a total phail!

person B - yeah sure you little no life forum crawling faggot. Learn to use real English and stop blaming Bungie for how bad you are.

by volcanoripper April 20, 2008

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