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peter parker 

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
peter parker by jon abbot August 7, 2007
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Peter Parker 

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.
Peter Parker by Azzazicc May 16, 2016

Peter Parker 

someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.
My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker
Peter Parker by Suckmebapst69 March 2, 2009

Peter Parker 

TONY STARK’S (AND STEPHEN STRANGE’S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE
PETER PARKER IS TONY’S SON, FIGHT ME

Peter Parker 

The sexiest bitch to walk this planet.
Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.
Peter Parker by plskillmenow May 15, 2021

Peter parker 

Who? I don’t know who that is. Sorry.
Peter parker by Siblinghater January 6, 2022

Peter Parker 

Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?
Peter Parker by FruitBatz March 19, 2022