Pestilence

The breakthrough of darkness.

The pestilence broke loose from people's hold on it. Darkness hadn't broken through like this since the 80's when there was a Republican in office, so you know it's got nothing to do with one political party or the other, it's what the people allow instead of what they fight.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

Pestilence

When anyone is in a bad mood, or is just a straight up asshole all the time.

Carl: "Hey Fuck You Man!"
Kevin: "Bro, What The Hell, Quit Being Such Pestilence Right Now"

by Von Stroheim November 23, 2019

Pestilence

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.

Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....

by yumspoiledmilk April 4, 2022

Pestilence

Something that will never really quit pestering people, no matter who tells you it will end if you wear a mask or get a shot, or fall in line to do everything else you are told, such as a deadly virus.

The pestilence awakened in the darkness of people's dreams about what they weren't fighting for.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Pestilence

A bipolar obese man who terrorizes his family

"The two were getting out of the house in fear that they would be overcome by pestilence"

by Samuel Wesson September 12, 2021