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Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.
Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.
by RJKIXS August 29, 2023
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Cunt pensioner

A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.
At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.
by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020
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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
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