the perineum parfait

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.

"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"

by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014

Perineum Pull

A sexual act in where the penis is inserted into the anus and then the hand of the same male is inserted into the vagina. The hand then grasps the penis inside and masturbates till ejaculation.

Example sentence: Excuse me miss, may I interest you in a Perineum Pull.

by stuffin-her-muffin December 26, 2007

Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year

What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

dom perineum

The fine concoction that collects in your crotch after a long, hard and sweaty day.

My Dom perineum is earthy on the nose reminiscent of walnuts and goat cheese, very opulent structure with silky tannins, with excellent length and a creamy finish.

by cherryhang February 16, 2015

perineum power punch

the act of peforming an almost superhuman uppercut to the taintal region to an unexpecting victim, both a swift and might blow, of course while screaming "PERINEUM POWER PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!" Also known as the triple P.

I defintely got Libby with the PERINEUM POWER PUNCH!!!!

by HT Possum October 13, 2006

Yuletide Perineum

The period between Christmas and New Year when you are sick of turkey and Twiglets, and have no idea what day, week or month it is

Hey, Happy Yuletide Perineum, have a twiglet..umm what day is it?

by Peenutz December 29, 2019

perineum

the area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva.

A difficult childbirth may result in a tear of the perineum

by pjosnumber1fan April 20, 2024