Penial Peekaboo

When a male and female get ready to have sex and the males pants unexpectedly tear open, and his penis pops out of his pants, thus, performing a penial peekaboo!

Rickey and Kathy are out on a date. Rickey tries to talk Kathy into performing a BJ on him. He gets so excited talking about it, his pants break open, and this arouses Kathy seeing his penial peekaboo.

by Peter Rooter September 02, 2023

penial abuse

Spanking the monkey.

At the hula, my boyfriend inflicted penial abuse under the picnic bench.

by scrawlberries. January 04, 2009

bi-penial

When a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks

"I'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you I'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no I've got 2 dicks"

by Bi-penial August 24, 2013

penial implants

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney

i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac

by James January 28, 2004

penial plunge

when setting down to shit and having your cock n' balls fall in the toilet water

when phil sat down he took a penial plunge, it wasn't all bad it did clean up his p chode.

by sandvagina March 04, 2006

penial farm

a controlled area, usually a penitentiary, that is widely known to inhabit only males who seek sexual dominance over other males

Man my ass sure does feel different after being released from the penial farm.

by Trey Eezy December 09, 2016

penial awakening

The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.

"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."

"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."

"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."

by The Orchid Boyz February 03, 2018