peepers

pre-dump bionic farts

When you fart a lot before you tack a crap.

by fatoni February 6, 2003

peepers

A digital camera, especially when obtained before one's sibling gets one.

Saboowho's peepers really makes her brother Jon jealous.

by glimmmer June 29, 2004

Peeper

A person you visit regularly to have sex, mostly anal and oral. You do not necessarily like the person, and may not even know their name, you just like the sex.

I have to visit my peeper tonight.

by Ashley-Parker November 16, 2006

Peeper

The definition of a peeper is the dangily thing in between someone of the males genders legs. Words to describe it are: peepee, penis, peen (short for penis), dick,shlongg, glizzy, choo choo train, etc

Guy: YERRR

girl: what

Guy: ur hot! Suck my peeper plz!
Girl: nahhh

by Ur#1shawty January 5, 2021

Peepers

These spectacles belong to the man, the myth, the legend, chris peero. These peepers can spot a fat ass, carbs, and Liv from miles and miles away. Don't get too close, they can knock an eye out.

Perri. Your peepers are showing

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

Sleeper Peeper

A boner that arises at the moment when you are close to falling asleep, but becomes so uncomfortable that you must push back your sleep and instead focus on getting the boner flaccid. Typically one rids themselves of this type of erection by removing underwear or whatever they were sleeping in, and then not letting the peeper touch anywhere else, as that may keep the boner going. It may take awhile.

Dude 1: Yo man I got no sleep last night.
Dude 2: Damn that sucks. What happened?
Dude 1: Sleeper peeper bro. Shit didn't go away for hours.
Dude 2: I feel you dude.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX August 19, 2013

pixel peeper

1) A digital photographer who magnifies photographs on the computer screen to critically evaluate image resolution at the pixel level. Commonly used as a derogatory remark to describe:
a) A photography n00b who erroneously believes that the quality of a digital camera is determined solely by the number of megapixels.
b) Insecure troll who frequents digital camera forums to religiously proclaim how his/her camera pixel count is greater than yours.
c) Wanna be photographer who debates about pixel count all day but doesn't have the talent to take a half-decent photograph.

I grow tired following the thread of verbal diarrhea left behind by that pixel peeper.

Why don't you pixel peepin' trolls get some sunshine this week and take a photograph or two?

by mcham November 18, 2005