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Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.
"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.
by skropll March 6, 2025
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your pee pee small

Your pee pee small is one of the worst roast you can use against someone. Your pee pee small could kill someone. Your pee pee small is also the only come back that you can use to survive the roast your mom gay lol.
Someone: your mom gay lol
Me: your pee pee small
Someone: damn it
Me: IM ALIVE!!!
by Boned_your_mom _XD February 19, 2018
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I'll pee your pants

When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants
If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!
by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021
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Pee your pants less

Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.
Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"
by sun shine's out my... November 16, 2011
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Pee Yourself

To release a stream of hot urine without removing your clothes. Many people are extremely embarrassed by this, but many also secretly like the feeling of hot liquid dripping down their legs.
Person 1: Did you just pee yourself?!
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't hold it.
Person 1: Wow, you must be embarrassed.
Person 2: Yeah, a little, but it feels really good too.
by peesherpants1 June 20, 2008
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pee your pants

To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.
Gee, Titsolina, I love it when you pee your pants.
by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006
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pee your pants

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
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