pee-diddy

An event when an individual tries to urinate and comparatively insignificant amount of urine is expelled out of the body (less than 50 ml usually).

Example 1:

Man to a Friend: I woke up last night really needing to take a piss. After forcing my tired ass to the loo only a few drops of piss came out.

Friend. It was only a pee-diddy. Don't worry about it.

Example 2:

"I usually end up doing a pee-diddy just before I undertake a sporting activity. I just have to get all the liquid out of me to feel comfortable on the field."

by StNaz September 1, 2011

Pee Dinger

When you ask a female if she would like to engage in anal sex, and while doing so u urinate in her anus with your love stick.

(Me);Hey Craig I just asked this drunk chick if i could pee in her butt...
(Me);She said YES!!!...
(Craig); Nice So your going to give her the Pee Dinger!?!?
(Me); Yup I'm going to stick my dinger right in and let it flow.

by Scandal handler September 16, 2015

pee dot

A small dot of pee on a males boxers/underwear caused from having to go pee or pulling it in too quickly after going pee.

I got a pee dot, after pulling my thing back in too fast, but luckily it's not as bad as me peeing my self.

by jake-up December 3, 2005

pee pee dance

The dance which EVERYONE does when they have to urinate.

She did the pee pee dance as she waited to undo her tight leather chaps.

by Ferro July 4, 2004

Pee Pee Dance

The fidgety dance a girl does when she's desperate to pee. Can be sexy in some situations.

"Last night Melanie had to go pee so bad she was doing the pee pee dance while waiting for the toilet. So hot man.

by Buick450 October 25, 2017

pee ditty

1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.

Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.

I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.

Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.

by ayobabaycanigetchonumbahh February 21, 2014

Force Pee Disco

Forcing one more pee before going into the tent for the night at a festival. This should, in theory, allow one to squeeze a few more minutes of sleep before the bladder forces one to put on flip flops and schlepp to the toilets at 7:00AM.

Festival goer A: "Come on, man. Let's go to sleep."
Festival goer B: "Hold on. I'm gonna Force Pee Disco first."

by djtooshay August 12, 2010