Payday Fever

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday

That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift

by AriGoldn May 3, 2019

payday mooch

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).

I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

Payday Poor

A person who has a fat monthly paycheck but spends it all in the first 2 weeks and lives poor until the next payday.

- "I'm poor"
- "No you're not! You're like, rich...you get paid a lot!"
- "Yeah, but now I'm poor, because I spent it all. I'll be rich again by end of month"
- "Ah, so you're Payday Poor"

by poorpotato December 23, 2018

Polish Payday

The act of witnessing Santa Claus ejaculate all over a naked Frosty the Snowman, all the while having a large bowel movement over a Christmas tree.

Thousands of people gathered this year at the North Pole to witness the first annual Polish Payday.

by Sparticas37 December 4, 2009

PayDay sex

When wife/Girlfriend grants you sex for "doing good"

I cleaned up the garage yesterday Carol gave me "PayDay sex" :)
Ellen was so busy studying lately she found need to give me "PayDay sex" so to clear her conscience
Pay} day sexdoinggood

by fonty November 2, 2013

PAYDAY 2

Almir's toilet

Crimefest destroyed Payday 2

by Your Wiafu December 13, 2015

Payday Broke

That feeling you get when you realize your hard earned cash is a pile of dust thanks to all the bills you owe.

After working 80 hrs I thought I was gonna be ballin until I realized I was a payday broke joker smoke.

by J•Diżżłę May 2, 2014