pasty

A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.

Pasty White people: Hey
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.

by Hanbin1100 December 29, 2018

Pasty

The most favourable referance for a vagina.
Originating from the resemberlance to the top of a cornish pasty

Also see Smashing Pasty

Bloke A: Did u get any last nite?
Bloke B: Yer i totally smashed her pasty :)

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

pasty

The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.

your ass is so white, and pasty...

your pastiness is blinding me...

Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW..


Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!

by awkward LC December 18, 2004

pasty

can be used as an adjective to describe a female or a male. Usually used as an insult, "pasty" means white.

Man, yousa pasty boy, you cracka.

by my name goes here December 23, 2005

Pasty

(pronounced past-ee)

Another name for a woman's vagina.

"I stayed at Debbie's last night... Smashed her pasty. Wallop!"

by Eradeziel July 24, 2008

pasty

one that is ugly, super white, needs help, puts teabags on eyes, and has no friends

That kid was so pasty he got denied to prom

by Anti-Pasty September 1, 2009

Pasty

Pasty (noun) and Pasty (verb)

A Caucasian person...for you slow people, a white person.

Can also be applied to someone that lacks a sufficient tan.

Fucking racist ass pasty motherfucker.

"You pasty bastard; look at you Chuck. You look sick man. You look like you just walked up from ground zero."

Chappelle's Show (Reparations Episode)
Verb usage:

Damn you look pasty as hell.

by Professor Xero December 6, 2009