A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.
She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife
by rsd2887 June 08, 2018
It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.
by Stephen Metrulas September 25, 2004
Participation Trophy Discount
Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”
Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”
Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”
Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”
Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”
Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“
2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!
Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”
3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”
Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.
4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”
5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”
Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”
Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”
Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“
2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!
Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”
3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”
Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.
4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”
5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”
Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
by Mediocre-poker January 29, 2023
a process wherein labourers and the management are synergistically involved in policy-making, decision-making and other similar managerial activities that have a direct bearing on the labourers.
by uttam maharjan September 12, 2011
The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.
Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"
Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"
Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
by Jonathan Hampton June 15, 2006
by Short Bus Sean November 25, 2016
Now we all know Sammy the creator of worldwide yeah yeah Sammy' s closest friend currently is zabrang. But Something happened Sammy and Zabrang had a quarrel. So we are going to talk about this. Sammy was just bored one day abd decided to prank zabrang. He pretended that he was angry at her and he probably took it too far. Zabrang begged Sammy to tell her what was going on but Sammy refused. Then later zabrang told lexy about what was going on between them and lexy confronted sammy about it. Sammy felt sad because he thought he and Zabrang were close enough to tell each other anything that was going on. Sammy didn't reply Lexy then he told zabrang that he was just pranking her. Zabrang got annoyed and Sammy begged her to forgive him then after zabrang did so Sammy told her whatever he and Zabrang are having a quarrel should be between both of them because Sammy thought they were both close enough to trust each other sammy couldn't be angry at her at that moment because he knew it was his fault but he told her she shouldn't do it again so they both agreed then on that same day Zabrang thought sammy was still mad at her buh Sammy wasn't. So instead of zabrang to tell Sammy about it instead she told enoch to help her beg Sammy to tell him that she's sorry
by Ebuksam October 16, 2022