parkourection

An erection that occurs as a result of doing or observing the act of parkour.

Dude... did you see that kong-to-cat? I have a major parkourection right now.

by Jaime_Danielle November 30, 2011

parkhole

An asshole who takes up two parking spots with one car

Because of that parkhole, I can't fit my car in that parking spot

by tsmitty31 November 12, 2017

parkcourse

when you do parkour and have sexual intercourse at the same time

tom dick harry: hey jane you wanna hang?
jane: sure, let's parkcourse
random duud that overheard: three way?
random duud 2 that overheard: orgy parkcourse?

by gayfapperoni macaronifattucini October 20, 2018

Parkhomenco

To create a straw man argument and then plant disguised political operatives to confirm your straw man argument

“Did you see the white supremacists that showed up in support of the republican candidate?”

“Oh man, you didn’t hear? That was a Parkhomenco!”

by SmubPub October 29, 2021

Parkhomenco

To create a straw man argument and then plant disguised political operatives to confirm your straw man argument

“Did you see the white supremacists that showed up in support of the republican candidate?”

“Oh man, you didn’t hear? That was a Parkhomenco!”

by SmubPub October 29, 2021

Parpouse

The word purpose in Khoory language

Lucas: “Khoory why did u sky the shot?”
Khoory: “It was on parpouse”

by shamingming January 15, 2025