paperweight

When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.

JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah

by MrFeeney October 4, 2008

paperweight

noun

A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.

A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.

Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.

by Emre August 13, 2004

paperfest

Making an incredible amount of cash money quickly.

Aaron: Hey Tom, I heard Ron just sold off all his keys to some playa down on Commercial and Hastings!
Tom: Dayummm, must've been quite a paperfest!

by crocoshet September 21, 2011

paperhead

One who takes a lot of LSD

That Robert kid is such a paperhead, all he does is drop acid.

by wildont't February 28, 2011

Papered out

To be assigned papers usually a mass amount

Jon: "Man I''m so papered out this week"
Bob: "yeah our teacher is Satan"

by ToHelpJennyRemember December 16, 2015

paperheart

(noun) a spontaneous, outgoing individual that is highly attractive and will melt your heart at first sight. Derived from "Paper Heart", which is thought to have spawned from an individual with a Type A personality, and will never know the truth. Her actions resulted in his "torn heart", hence paper-like heart.

Paperheart has given me a reason to live.

by fangurl! July 27, 2003

Paperweight

When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.

It is similar to a cargoyle.

Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away

by ThatGuy19120382018317 January 25, 2011