packed lunch

When a person fashions underwear out of cellophane, deficates inside the underwear, and wears it for the whole day.

That bitch came to school with a packed lunch.

by naturesweather February 7, 2006

Packed Lunch

variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!

he gave her a packed lunch

by uprightuk August 24, 2010

packed lunch

to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.

"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".

by apex dave January 19, 2011

packs a box lunch

Refers to a female Homosexual i.e a lesbian

Person a:Hey you know Jenny?
Person b: Yea why?
Person a: She packs a box lunch
Person b: I know she dates my cousin Tina!

by Boogiedwn June 12, 2007

Packing a Boxed Lunch

A discreet term for a lesbian. Made popular in the movie "Slither."

Bro #1: "Your sister is probably packing a boxed lunch."

Bro #2: "Yeah dude, she totally lezzes out when she gets drunk."

Bro #1: "Lets video tape it and put it on the internet!"

Bro #2: "Awesome bro!"

*high-five... then, they slowly kiss*

by Dick McPornoname January 14, 2009

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

Packing lunch

To start putting on a weight usually a gut.

One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man

person A: Joe has always been thin.
Person B: Not recently, now he is packing lunch.

by BobVance April 11, 2008