The Ozarks or the Ozark Plateau, an upland region, is actually a dissected plateau of about 50,000 square miles (129,500 km²). It is chiefly in central and southern Missouri and north Arkansas, but is also partly in Oklahoma and Kansas, between the Arkansas and Missouri rivers. The Ozark Highland area and the Black Hills of South Dakota are the only major highland regions in the US between the Appalachians and the Rocky Mountains.
by mrbrianws June 10, 2006
A school in the middle of nowhere that provides a free college education for the price of your soul and former identity.
"College of the Ozarks holds mandatory church services." "There goes freedom of religion."
Body piercings and long hair are not permitted on the C of O campus.
Body piercings and long hair are not permitted on the C of O campus.
by nonconformyst February 20, 2010
by Hotrussianspy June 27, 2022
An area in Missouri filled with a bunch of people who basically survive on tourists, drink way too much, and all do drugs. Then they celebrate when the tourists go away, and end up being poor for the winter, and must do other things to survive. Also fat people.
by Derpburp March 3, 2011
A school created for the express purpose of convincing students that they are receiving a free education, when in fact they are paying for it with several hours of work a week, they're rights to be out late, and their freedom to look and dress how they please.
"Did you hear that The College of the Ozarks accepted megan as a student?"
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."
by too much troof September 8, 2015
A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.
Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
by graduated a college or a cult November 23, 2016
The act of pulling your penis out of the ass of your mate and slapping it across their face so it resembles a brown trout flopping out of the water.
common exclamations while performing the Ozark Angler:
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BROWN TROUT?!"
"WATCH OUT, HERE COMES THE CORN-EYED BROWN!"
"If you kiss the brown trout, he'll spit in your face"
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BROWN TROUT?!"
"WATCH OUT, HERE COMES THE CORN-EYED BROWN!"
"If you kiss the brown trout, he'll spit in your face"
by Troutslayer February 27, 2012