Chick: I was with Owie at the time.
Dude: Who? I thought her name was Olivia?
Chick: Owie's her nickname.
Dude: Who? I thought her name was Olivia?
Chick: Owie's her nickname.
by ARE ANY NAMES NOT USED? April 25, 2009

by Cortho3 March 22, 2003

When you hurt yourself so badly that your hair falls out or causes such psychological stress that you go bald or have to have your head shaved.
Yea, I cracked my head open and they had to shave my hair off... talk about an Owie Mendel!
There were too many germs on my head so I had to go Owie Mendel on myself.
That test was so hard that I went Owie Mendel.
There were too many germs on my head so I had to go Owie Mendel on myself.
That test was so hard that I went Owie Mendel.
by Hokey Playah August 14, 2012

The idiot who everyone has to keep risking their necks to save. Will likely die in a stupid way. Also he has zero rizz.
by chairwastaken June 20, 2023

by RealRandy January 11, 2019

A form of sexual torment wherein the victim receives an erotic massage with the tip of a pineapple—but is never is able to achieve orgasm.
Yo bro, how'd it go last night? She gave me the Maui Owie, bro—the blue balls are fucking killing me, bro.
by Mr_H March 11, 2017

by RealRandy January 11, 2019
