owen

1. A soccer god

2. A moocher, who lacks the moral fibers to pay one back, will not be afraid to steal ones money to pay them back.

Yo that owen is a man on the soccer field.

Dude Owen owes me so much money, he tried to steal my money and give it to me as payment!

by lazyasballs May 16, 2009

owen

guy with laptop peeing

owen is playing with his laptop

by nonrandom November 29, 2018

owen

an owen is really bad a 8 ball and soccer

stop being such an owen

by hzjansjd February 26, 2019

owen

he gay

wow hes a owen

by owen hater May 22, 2018

owen

Another word for gay, homosexual, buttpirate.
Owens are the guys u want to stay away from if you wish to not lose your virginity to another man

guy 1: hey look at that guy.

guy 2: wtf is he hitting on another man?

guy 1: yea hes definitely an owen.

by cooool cat May 01, 2009

owen

1. a term used to define a person having social paranoia.

2. a half man half boy who tries to lift extreme amounts of weight to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity.

3. A man who has an inverted tricep or lack of definitive muscle on the bicep.

1. he always thinks were talking about him. It' so owen of him.

2. Did you see that guy in the gym trying to lift as much as those big guys? He was definatley pulling an owen.

3. Wow, did you see that guys arms? the were definatley owen'd

by social paranoia May 31, 2008

owen

Owen is a gay, fat, 11 year old kid, who sleeps with kids named Tyler.

-Owen slept with Tyler last night.
-Owen is gay.
-Owen needs to rape women to even see their skin.
-Owen: "What's a vagina? Is that the latest model of a dick.:

by Remniscent January 06, 2012