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Get that dick out of your mouth

When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.
Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!

Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!
by youngandfree August 26, 2013
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Shit Dribbling out of your Mouth

When someone is utterly bullshitting their way out of something, commonly the failure to attend an event or to give someone something (i.e. gift, debt, etc.)
Bob: Bro, sorry I missed the party, but my girl was all on me last night!
Mike: Dude, your girl was AT the party last night. I can see the shit dribbling out of your mouth, dude.
by McEmoPants November 8, 2011
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Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
by NougatNewt March 28, 2022
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Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?
by purplebrownday July 6, 2011
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Get the marbles out of your mouth

Urging someone to speak, sing, or write so that they can be heard or understood more clearly
You need to get the marbles out of your mouth — I could barely hear that last verse.
by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022
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Out-mouth

n. Anus
Are you experiencing pain in your out-mouth after your visit to the proctologist?
by Carter85 March 5, 2021
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Out mouth

n. Anus
Is your out mouth feeling better after your visit to the proctologist?
by Carter85 March 5, 2021
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