Ouija Board

Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 18, 2004
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straight up hippie bullcrap that'll get your ass infected by satan or one of his demons in no time flat

not the other evil parker brothers game
MONOPOLY which is anti-free-market and is all about greed
by Ren Hoek II September 09, 2004
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A board game for talking to evil spirits.

It's not designed to talk to god.It's designed to talk to someone else OTHER than god.
A board game designed to get you "possessed" by the devil.
by It's bad January 06, 2005
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A satanic marketing ploy used to implant satanic messages into your childrens heads BY form of board game.
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A potential game that claims to be able to talk with the Spirit world of human spirits, demonic entities, etc. The name comes from the creator's sister, a medium, asking a spirit from the board the name for it, and is not the combination of Oui and Ja for hello in French and German. It is not the Yes Yes Board, Its the Good Luck Board, as that is what Ouija means, which is ironic for the multiple demonic entities you can meat.
Jack: When will we die?
Ouija Board: yes
by Commiie June 22, 2019
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a VERY bad thing to play with. Basiclly, its a game that allows its players to contact the dead on the otherside. With a board with numbers and letters on it,you use a mover called a "planchette" that helps the spirit spell out the words that its trying to talk to you with.

be a good christian and stay away from this load of satanic crap, the only thing that will come out of it is: a house full of bad spirits, people getting hurt,or (from what i heard) loosing your SANITY!!! Also,the only people that use this are stupid people who dont know what they are doing,and satan worshipers.
A ouija board is the most stupidest game ever invented on this earth. But the most stupidest thing about it, is all of the money people wasted on this thing!!!!!
by ballala2003 June 09, 2006
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It's Satanic!

No Christian should ever mess with this utter piece of crap!

No one else should either - if they're smart!
And that's all there is to it.
by later yo January 05, 2005
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