The Ouija board works. My friends and i have used it multiple times. Everytime we have used it we swear to each other that we barely place our fingers on the message indicator and it still has moved very fast. We ask the spirits if they are friendly and would they like to talk to us. Some say they arent friendly and they dont want to talk to us, some have also been very nice and want to talk to us. We ask what they want to talk about and sometimes they say they want to talk about themselfs or us. Some are able to tell the users' future and some arent. We have many reasons to know it works. We asked a spirit who one of my friends will marry, and it spelled her current boyfriends last name exactly right (and it is a very long, un-common last name) and we knew we never said it out loud. We also asked what our childrens names would be, and it spelled out names we have already decided on. We also asked what people we knew were doing at the time, it would give us answers, we then called the people and asked them what they were doing and the spirit was right. I'm not saying that the spirtis might be exactly right about the predicting future thing, but the scary fact is that it spelled out exact names of things and people we know. We made sure we never said the answers outloud so it would just feed off of what we said. The Ouija boardd might not work for everyone because it has to be taken seriously to work. Everyone has to make sure they dont accidentally move the message indicater, sometimes the strentgh is weak of the message indicator, but other times it can be very strong.
Ouija Board Parker Brothers Board "Ouija-The Mysterious, Mystifying Game"
by HayleyDEAR June 4, 2009
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A satanic game from parker bros.
Allows you to communicate with the dead.
The only dead people you can communicate with are the ones who were bat shit crazy and died in nut houses.
So thats why they make no sense.
The two pictures in the bottom corners allow the "spirits" to take over your body.
If one person plays it by themselves, they can become "possessed" by the EEVVIILLL spirits!!!

Us: "Does Johnny Love me?"

Ouija board: "MAEASDJJFE4SDZZZJAS69."
by Splenda, Jelly Donut February 16, 2008
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dangerous. It allows bad spirits to communicate with you and invited them into your home in order to do it. So if you want your home haunted with evil spirits or demons. go ahead! If you want to ever sell your house and/or be able to sleep at night. dont.
Phool: Yeah man I'v got this Ouija board! lets have a game!
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...
by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005
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ouija macc is an amarican rapper associated with icp (insane clown posse) as he calls himself a juggalo i must say he is a good rapper but not in every ones taste so dont be mad at me if you no likey.
john:yooo ouija macc droped a new album

stev:no way lets go listen to it
by minniladds May 22, 2020
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Yeah it'll definately invite evil spirits into your home like in the Exorcist or The Evil Dead.
I really wouldn't play it if I were you.Ouija boards are creepy.
by life is disturbing September 11, 2005
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wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
by FadedZame March 21, 2022
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Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 18, 2004
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