hood ornament

a girl's clit ring

Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.

by jeff caton August 19, 2003

urban ornaments

Using trash to decorate the "hood" as if it were Christmas ornaments.

1. When my sneakers were worn out I threw them over the telephone lines with the rest of the urban ornaments.

2. Moms used my idea of takin my old tires and makin urban ornament flower pots.

by muffinman514 April 28, 2009

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 02, 2003

butt ornament

the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).

I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.

I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.

by jody the super trooper March 08, 2010

Ditch Ornament

A dead animal in a ditch or on the side of the road

Did you see that ditch ornament back there? It looked like a skunk.

by Xandria March 09, 2021

Hood ornament

A Piercing of the Labia, Specifically the Hood that covers the Clitoris. This gives direct stimulation to the Clitoris during sex even without hand or finger stimulation being applied by motion transfer of the thrusting.

As the Paramedics used wire cutters to cut Jakes tongue ring loose from her Clit piercing, Debbie realized that her Hood Ornament was a poor choice for the money her mother had given her for her birthday.

by Buzz M. February 26, 2005

Tree Ornament

A slang term used for an African American usually one hanging from a tree

After that lynching, I got a new tree ornament in my backyard.
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Little Jerome played a tree ornament in this years x-mas play

by Captain Amistad July 11, 2008