Optimum Online

Optimum Online

A dumb company that changes there number in ever commercial

optimum online brainwashing tunes
877-393-4448! such a catchy tune...
877-333-4001...still pretty good
i cant even remmber the last one...

by imdatpisceschick January 19, 2009

Opium

being opium isn't just a saying, it’s a lifestyle. If you don’t live under a rock, you should know who playboi carti is, and his group, opium. Carti mentioned releasing album plenty of times before his final decision of December 25, 2020. The artist in his group have done the same, they’ve also lied about album drops and song releases. So opium is a group of liars basically. The funny thing about them though, is that every-time they drop is a banger, so you cant do anything but love them. Therefore i’ve come to the conclusion that if you’re opium, you are not only a liar and manipulator, but a charismatic and sexy man/woman/whatever.

Teresa: He’s so fine and beautiful but he lied and cheated on me! What is wrong with me?! Why do i still love this man

Darrel: That boy opium as hell, he got you in a full nelson.

by gurudamon July 22, 2022

Optimum'd

When you buy an internet package from the worst ISP ever AKA optimum and continuously receive unstable / laggy connection.

John 1: "Hey John 2 how's your internet, I heard your provider is optimum."
John 2: "Dude... everytime I play a game I keep getting optimum'd."
John 1: "Yea its a common occurrence when you choose them for internet."

by TropTeps December 14, 2021

Red Rock Opium

Red Rock opium was sold mostly during the late 90's early 2000's. Red Rock Opium is a myth it is actually Dragon's Blood Incense which is resin from the Daemonorops Draco Plant. There is no high, the effect you might feel is just placebo/smoke inhalation. Real opium is black so avoid this stuff at all cost.

You bought a gram of Red Rock Opium,!? You got ripped off man.

by Parsalus February 3, 2007

Opium Throatpie

(noun)- The act of receiving a throatpie (an oral creampie often followed by the receiver swallowing) while smoking opium in a traditional setting, such as a Qing Dynasty era Opium Den.

Popularised by Yung Fuego’s hit track “Opium Den” off his hit album “Little Pimp 2.”

And if they put me to the chair just let me die…
My last words will be “Opium Throatpie.”

by Euney March 4, 2022

opium

A drug that Edgar Allen Poe used often. This is mentioned in many of his short stories/poems

Cole was walking around as if he had been smoking opium all night.

by aub May 13, 2005

opium bird

an opium bird aka erosion bird is a completely AI generated digital art piece created by @drevfx on tiktok , it looks like a huge 10ft tall white bird , almost like it’s on steroids which gets its name as “opium bird”

“whys the bird look like that”
“it’s an opium bird, he chill tho”

by cyberbannW October 8, 2023