To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.
Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!
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A specific kind of strawman that consists in lying about someone's behavior, rendering them evil and playing the victim in order to gain the trust and empathy of other people all while taking revenge by making people hate the targeted person
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Get the Pulling a green one on mug.Attempt to scam, trick, or con someone without the person noticing. But Once the person being scamed finally realizes what's going on they acknowledge what just happened by saying
"they tried to pull a fast one on me" or
"Did you just try to pull a fast one on me"
This term can also be used if someone actually scamed you , tricked you ,robbed you etc. without you realizing it until after it happens
Example:
I was helping this guy out and he "pulled a fast one on me" He took all my money
"they tried to pull a fast one on me" or
"Did you just try to pull a fast one on me"
This term can also be used if someone actually scamed you , tricked you ,robbed you etc. without you realizing it until after it happens
Example:
I was helping this guy out and he "pulled a fast one on me" He took all my money
(Girl #1) : My Co worker offered me 5.00 to take him home, so I gave him a ride...but he tried to "Pull a fast one on me "
(Girl #2): Why? what happened?
(Girl #1): He said he lost his five dollar bill
(Girl #2): Why? what happened?
(Girl #1): He said he lost his five dollar bill
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It is thought that its origin dates back to the wild west in the 1800's, where a cowboy would have to tie up his horse to a hitching post before he could go into the saloon and get drunk.
A British slang for this term, "tie a bun on", also means "to get drunk", however nobody is quite sure how someone came up with that one...
It is thought that its origin dates back to the wild west in the 1800's, where a cowboy would have to tie up his horse to a hitching post before he could go into the saloon and get drunk.
A British slang for this term, "tie a bun on", also means "to get drunk", however nobody is quite sure how someone came up with that one...
Trying to figure out the meaning behind these slangs is making my head hurt...and driving me to tie one on.
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