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fuck a spider on the moon 

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK 

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day 

Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth 

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".
Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! 

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

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