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virgin sex on the beach 

1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
virgin sex on the beach by Raccha January 14, 2005
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Sex on the beach rule 1 

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

Hot Sex on the Beach

A creamy delicious alcoholic beverage a tad stronger than Sex on the Beach.
Dan: I told you I'd have Hot Sex on the Beach..
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*
Hot Sex on the Beach by Dark One August 10, 2003

sex on the beach

Hip hop slang referencing the alcoholic beverage because of its fruitiness. Basically describing a bitchmade, homo-type of individual.

Cold Frosty on the Beach 

When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.
I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.

Puffins on the beach 

Disguised as a pizza store, puffins on the beach is a way to say "i'm going to smoke pot on the beach"
Pothead 1: Brah I'm mad hungry
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Safe Sex On The Beach 

A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
Safe Sex On The Beach by izcool January 8, 2011