pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops

Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!

by whorehouseballstug November 17, 2023

tuggin on my balls

When Gooby tuggs on balls

I was tuggin on my balls after I had a delicious dinner

by theoneandonly889 February 20, 2024

No sweat on my balls

Can easily do something

I can dunk on you with no sweat on my balls

by Chodoh March 9, 2022

Kenya put your jaws on my balls!

Can you put your jaws on my balls! but kenya replaces can you

Yin: Hey Wubbzy
Wubbzy: What?
Yin: Kenya put your jaws on my balls!

by paulhlki2025 April 18, 2026

balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).

Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."

by Jal Pal June 5, 2009

Balls on my chin

Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.

(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!

Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.

Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.

by BenjiW April 28, 2008