OLE MISS

Ole Miss is located in a shithole of North Mississippi. The typical Ole Miss male student can be seen wearing skinny jeans, ascot, bowtie, and pointed-toes shoes. The typical Ole Miss female student is a whore that is looking for a doctor or lawyer to take care of them. They live in a fantasy world where everything is fake.
In football, they think they are always #1, even though they are Vanderbilt's bitch in all sports.

Look how that idiot is dressed, he must be from Ole Miss.

by Cal Buell May 29, 2018

Ole' Miss

A college that you go to if you want to gradutate.

Ole' Miss held gradutation last Saturday.

by labrow00 June 1, 2006

Ole Miss Stonewall

When an Ole Miss Alumni is dismissive of you because you did not go to Ole Miss. They may respond with something like, "You didn't go to Ole Miss? Bless your heart...it was nice to meet you."

I tried to ask out Peggy Sue, but she gave me the Ole Miss Stonewall.

by taskforceangle July 27, 2011

ole missing

It is when you beat a team you shouldn't and then lose to several teams that you shouldn't.

For example, in 2014, Ole Miss beat 3rd ranked Alabama and 14th ranked Texas A&M only to lose to 24th ranked LSU and unranked Arkansas. Then in 2015, Ole Miss beat 2nd ranked Alabama then lost to 25th ranked Florida, and unranked Arkansas again.

Ole Miss is ole missing for the second year in a row. How do you beat a top 3 Alabama team then lose to an unranked Arkansas two years in a row?

by keg3 January 17, 2016

Ole Missitis

That button-down, repressed atmosphere where people hate anything and everything that isn't exactly like them: Southern bigots feeling self-important without anything to back it up.

All that far-right talk, racism and homophobia sink deep into your skin in Mississippi and you've got a case of Ole Missitis.

by eurekadouglass June 11, 2006