When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.
by Disgruntled airport employee March 11, 2019
Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009
The act of berating, swearing at, and/or accusing of lower deeds, or otherwise offending a person of higher political standing without cause.
"Don't Cock-Off to me!"
"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"
"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."
"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"
"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."
by K'Dub (w/ assistant Tommy G) November 28, 2007
An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
by de-pube February 2, 2021
Another way of saying it doesn't bother you or affect you in any way.
In other words:
That's cool.
That ain't my problem.
That's not my concern.
I don't care.
Whatever.
In other words:
That's cool.
That ain't my problem.
That's not my concern.
I don't care.
Whatever.
A: Hey man, I ate all your fries while you were in the can.
B: That's no skin off my cock. Let's blow this joint and grab some beers!
A: Aight.
B: That's no skin off my cock. Let's blow this joint and grab some beers!
A: Aight.
by LordCoitus September 2, 2015
A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.
“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”
by TrueMeaningWM May 15, 2020
defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.
I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.
by shit cocker May 6, 2020