Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.
by King Poon June 06, 2004
A response to someone who is constantly criticizing or trying to tell you that you are doing something wrong, saying it wrong, or just finding fault in a condescending way. This person is usually a douche bag who talks shit, starts shit, can't finish their own shit, and yet wants to get all in your shit.
Synonyms: get off my jock, hop off my sattle, get off my bumper, get off my grill
Synonyms: get off my jock, hop off my sattle, get off my bumper, get off my grill
Me: I really like that new song. I think I am going to download it on my ipod.
DB: That band is so passe, you are wasting your time listening to that crap. You would be better off throwing money in the street than downloading it. But you do what you want. That song will go with all the other ratty music you have on that ipod. You should just put your music on your smart phone anyway.
Me: Dude, get off my shit!
DB: That band is so passe, you are wasting your time listening to that crap. You would be better off throwing money in the street than downloading it. But you do what you want. That song will go with all the other ratty music you have on that ipod. You should just put your music on your smart phone anyway.
Me: Dude, get off my shit!
by raven2006 October 09, 2010
A low life act that gains you little or nothing. From the phrase " That asshole would steal the stink off of shit for practice." A thief who steals not for gain, but just to steal.
by knownman May 04, 2008
Basically when you're doing something and someone is being nosy on what you're doing....you are annoyed them so you tell em straight "hop off my shit"
Person one: *takes the remote and starts hitting it on her head
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"
by Karaoke1932 December 09, 2015
Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.
Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.
Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
by pwnb0t July 21, 2009
Very Fast.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 06, 2006
When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed
So you proceed to piss the shit off
So you proceed to piss the shit off
by Therandomone February 04, 2018