Octopussing

Male version of "Spidering". Two men facing each other sitting on a toilet going pee.

Hey man, wanna go octopussing real quick?

by BerryHol December 15, 2016

Octopustianity

The new religion to worship octopi who can predict soccer match winners with 100% accuracy.

I'm not happy with Christianity anymore, so I think I'll convert to Octopustianity. Jesus had nothing on Paul.

by Taiwerica July 12, 2010

octopussin'

Used to describe a woman who is not attractive; not bangable

That bitch was octopussin', man.
I guess her body was hot but her face was just octopussin'.
Fuckin' octopussin'.

by 김일성 September 6, 2011

Octopussing

When 8 guys shove their dicks into one girl at the same time

I was octopussing this girl with my buddies last night and her vag ripped open.

by DonaldTrump June 30, 2015

octopusing

when a pr relationship is so badly planned out and executed that everyone and their brother can see that it’s fake

At first some people were fooled, but now it’s obvious that Harry Styles and OW are just octopusing.

by buffalolo August 18, 2022

octopussing

getting a live octopus and allowing the tentacles to enter any of your holes, can be done by man or woman

'i was octopussed last night, it went up my bum.' can be pronounced octopussed, octopussing and octopussy, man or woman can partake in this activity.

by fredkandjlb January 7, 2026

Octopushy

A Wipeout obstacle, in which contestants jump over tentacles on a circular platform.

I lost Wipeout on the Octopushy round.

by colink May 23, 2016