October 13th

National make out with your bestie day

Laura: “hey Joan it’s October 13th ;)”
Joan: “what?”
*Laura makes out with Joan*

by Snazzygiraffe October 12, 2021

October 13th

October 13th is the day in which all females dress in only white clothes, with no underwear or bra. At 10:00 A.M they are all drenched in water and stay wet until midnight. Masturbation is required

Friend: Yo what day is it?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: Hell yeah can’t wait to get my dick wet!

by lil sex addict October 13, 2019

October 13th

It’s Grab a tall ye ye boys titty <3

October 13th

Short human: Aye mr ye ye come here and let me touch your titty

by Unknown 👹 October 13, 2021

October 13th

National tit pic day
A girl must send tit pics to a person that she is talking to on on this day

boy - hey it’s October 13th
girl - oh yeh let me send you something

*sends tit pic*

by BMWRIDER October 13, 2021

13th October

The day in which the almighty Brandan was born.

He is an icon in every aspect.

He shall walk above all and be the holiest of all.

Damn it's 13th October already. Brandan will rise again damn.

by Almighty Father Above October 06, 2020

October 13th

People born this day are emo kids and are very depressed in life.

You: Hey its October 13th!
Person: It's my birthday!
You: you are a sad sack of lard

by SirSpooks May 11, 2022

October 13th

National show your titties to your male friends.

John: “Hey sue guess what day it is”
Sue: what is it
John: “It’s October 13th tittie day”
Sue: “oh yeah”

by Agent295 October 13, 2021