by Awesometroll October 20, 2011
Get the Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)mug. A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.
I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021
Get the Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disordermug. Also known as OCABD, it is a condition in which the afflicted person obsesses over all of the fine details while playing the game Angry Birds. The most common symptoms are restarting a level numerous times in order to achieve a desired result, and obsessing over getting a high score, achieving three stars, or gathering golden eggs.
Paul: "Man, is Gary still playing on his phone?"
George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."
George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."
by BirdsBirdsBirds June 18, 2011
Get the Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disordermug. My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen
by CodyThePony November 23, 2009
Get the Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disordermug. - noun
1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.
1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.
Tara's Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) has severely compromised her job performance.
by April D. November 5, 2007
Get the Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD)mug. Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015
Get the OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)mug. Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
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