Oblivion 

A fuckin kick-ass game. Assuming your computer/Xbox doesn't explode when you start it due to lack of awesomeness, it's the best game in the history of gaming. Amazing graphics and endless gameplay and over 100 quests scattered all over Cyrodiil. Side effects include weight loss/weight gain, dull hair, putrid scent, pale skin, weakness to sunlight, loss of house, loss of boyfriend/girlfriend, drastic change in schedule, and loss of job.

Me: Wanna come over to my place an play some oblivion? Just don't expect to see the sun for awhile.

Nick: Nah, I'm a moronic assbrain who only plays Halo. I can't play oblivion due to lack of sweetness.

Oblivion by Invisible_Bunny December 17, 2008

oblivion 

A game coming out in hopefully a few months. If it is anywhere near as addictive as its predeccesors, I doubt i will see the Sun for the entire summer. for information on the amazingness of the game, go to www.elderscrolls.com

I need to find a way to somehow talk to my girlfriend and still fit in 12 hours of playing oblivion a day

oblivion by evil_bamboo, Jeff January 13, 2006

Oblivion 

Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream.

And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.

So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.

Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks!!

Jesus: Oh yeah man.

A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?

Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?

Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!

Oblivion by qsefthuko August 1, 2009

oblivion 

the best game ever. hands down.

its just amazing. oblivion made me want to play a game that made me feel like a nerd. i will buy any game bethesda produces, solely because of how awesome this game was.

oblivion by cmxx05 December 20, 2009

Oblivion 

Someone that pretends to be charitable/do good for others but only to be selfish/boasting or fake.

You are not doing charity work at all you're just oblivion

Oblivion by __Kidd__ October 20, 2019

Oblivion 

The worlds first vertical drop roller coaster

For some things there is no rational explanation there is no way out there is no happy ending to this story welcome to the unknown welcome to eternal darkness welcome to oblivion!

Oblivion by eviladamz July 12, 2016

Oblivion 

A total state of confusion a social disconnection.
A game that one day you will start, the next, its 2 years later.
Side effects may include loss of weight, socially disabled, Anal Leakage, Skin becomes pale, Shitting and pissing into a bottle, Oilly discharge, Eating roman noodles every night, withdrawal, loss of sex drive, Excessive masterbation, Destruction of your mind, and finally it may (although rare) cause you to find fat people attractive.

When I played Oblivion, I felt compelled to masterbate.

Man, I thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot when I played Oblivion.

Oblivion by Edward Beck May 10, 2007