Oakland raiders barge 

When I have sex with my girlfriend and like 10 or 12 of my friends bash through the wall in a pirate ship dressed as Oakland Raiders fans and pirates and then they beat the shit out of my girlfriend

Yo want to go Oakland Raiders barge Justin's girlfriend? booty

Oakland raiders barge by Wwwiss April 30, 2014

Oakland Raiders breakup 

When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.

Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.

Oakland Raiders breakup by HorrifyingDihareeaSludge Chili March 29, 2017

Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl 

A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.

Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.

Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl by mosuperbowl August 27, 2012

oakland raidered 

the feeling that whatever you do, whenever you do it you will always get screwed in the end no matter what

person 1: i got a winning lottery ticket yesterday
person 2: oh nice how much money did you win
person 1: nothing right as i found out i got robbed at gunpoint
person 2: wow you seriously got oakland raidered

oakland raidered by lokester712 October 12, 2010