the offspring

A kick ass band that consists of 4 members, dexter holland, noodles, atom willard and greg k. they have 7 albums out and KICK ASS

dick head: hey man the offspring offspring suck
me:get fucked at least i have taste
dick head:fine ill go cut myself
me:fuckin emo

by fuck slipknot! May 28, 2006

the offspring

best band EVER consists of:
dexter holland, back up guitar/vocals
noodles, lead guitar
greg k, bass
atom willard, drums

7 excellent albums with smash being the all time greatest

you stupid dumb shit god dam mother fucker, bad habbit: ledgendry song by the offspring

by rockon666 May 21, 2007

The Offspring

One of the BEST punk/rock bands ever!

"And it feels, and it feels like heaven's so far away" -Gone Away (from Ixnay on the Hombre) THE OFFSPRING ROCK!

by Floridagirl1015 July 5, 2010

Offspring

buy sum of their older CDs...it'll change the way u think of them

Smash (1994)
Ignition (1992)<I think
The Offspring (1989)

by unknown_user March 31, 2004

offspring

1. result of reproduction
2. The coolest band ever! see The Offspring

1. The elephant's offspring was born yesterday.
2. I love The Offspting!

by jimbobjoeshmoecheesechickenmonkeyfriedpastramicheeseandpiewithle December 3, 2003

Offspring Break

A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.

Mimi is taking the kids to Six Flags first week of July! Offspring Break 2011! Holla!

by RachRiot July 18, 2011

Offspring

Offspring are the greatest band ever, their older stuff is def better, smash being the best album n ixnay on the hombre rocks too.

Drivers r rude, such attitudes, but when i show my piece, complaints cease, something's odd, i feel like i'm god, you stupid dumbshit godam motherfucker - Bad Habit

by dEnIaLrEvIsItEd February 22, 2005