s.o.m.a.

Rectal mucus discharge. "S.O.M.A.", literally, an acronym for "Snot Out (of) My Ass". For individuals with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) or colinitis, this discharge is a common occurrence. The discharge is often following flatulence. S.O.M.A. can, in rare instances, indicate Krohn's disease.

Gentleman recalling a story: "So there I was in the can, I pushed and thought was going to take a dump, and it was a big jelly mess of s.o.m.a.!

by Muroftra February 6, 2008

The O.M.A.

The writer and artist of The Rogue's Gallery and Author Space, two excellent web comics. he is now stationed at www.psyguy.com

The O.M.A. is hilarious!

by Darian December 24, 2003

B.O.O.M.A.

An acronym. B.O.O.M.A
To be Bored Out Of My Ass.

Hey are are you doing today?

I am feelin fuckin B.O.O.M.A. today!

by J. Fiallos August 25, 2005

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.

Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

by JigglesTheDog February 17, 2017

S.O.M.A

Sitting On My Ass

Fleggles: Have you ever tried yoga?
Fleggles jr: I prefer S.O.M.A

by TheGay| Not your regular homo. March 9, 2016

T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A

Take a good, long, hard suck of my arse.

He really pissed me off, so I told him to T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A.

by The Beev October 3, 2007

M.O.M.A.P.

(verb)--man on man anal penetration

Dude, i think that guy is eyeing you. He's gonna give you M.O.M.A.P. all night long. FASHO!!!

-or-

Me: Bro, are you really goin to an all guys school (ex. Bellarmine)??

Friend: Yeah man of course!!!

Me: What the FUCK?? You dumbass bitch your gonna get MOMAP up your fuckin ass all day and night you gay ass son of a bitch!

by Johnny*Rockitt/Lanham 'n' Eggs August 15, 2008