The Nookie

What I did it all for

"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit

by ohshnap April 11, 2009

Nookie Hooky

when you skip school or work to have sex

Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.

by Stella S. January 18, 2006

lack a nookie

A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.

Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.

by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008

Blue Nookie

like blue balls, but for a female

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.

by poaches January 1, 2020

caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

fortune nookie

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.

Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

Nookie Dough

When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.

This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.

by WiddleDik February 25, 2020