Nitzoo

When a person's ass hairs are so tangled and knotted so tightly together, they can't even take a shit!

Matt sat on the toilet to take a shit, but his nitzoo was so knotted up he had to untangle it with his fingers first before he went.

by Southside Pounder July 20, 2011

Nutzac Efron

The sexy version of tea-bagging. Have you ever approached a girl at a bar an asked her to tea-bag you? I'm sure that did not go well. Now try this, ask a girl if she would like a Nutzac Efron? Girls cannot resist anything associated to Zac Efron and before you know it she will be licking your balls.

I gave her a Nutzac Efron and she loved it.

by Nutzac Efron August 7, 2010

clutchin nutz

When a woman controls her man in a dramatically & horrific manner.

Stu couldn't get out the house today, because his wife said he had to paint her toe nails.

damn... She's clutchin major nutz

I hope i never get my nutz clutched.....

Yah, with that shit, clutchin nutz bitches need to stop it.

by TheLazyGenius December 18, 2009

Saul T. Nutz

It's a funny name if you say it really fast.

Saul T. Nutz is da best

by lagit March 7, 2019

dees nutzzz

The shit bitches can't resist when we be up in them patio ragers

I went to a patio rager at Culver's the other day and the ladies were mesmerized by dees nutzzz. Real talk.

by CULVERSRAGERS December 28, 2013

Nuthog

(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.

Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!

by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

nutjob

Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.

L. Ron Hubbard was a nutjob.

by sickcunt88 October 7, 2007