by jm999 January 14, 2007
Term of endearment said about someone who states something obvious or does something "Dumb"
Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.
Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.
Hey numbnuts, let's make out. (Sucking of face)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)
by Shawn-V May 20, 2013
Numbnuts (nuhm-nuhts)
Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
by ~Seou Kajima May 29, 2005
A dumbass. A person of questionable intelligence, usually a male for obvious reasons. If reason is not obvious, perhaps you are a numbnut.
by Matt Heller December 17, 2003
Correct spelling of numnut. Normally used as an insult meaning idiot. However, also implies that the recipient is a coward, sterile or impotent. A combination of numb and nut, where nut is a slang for testicle. In other words, a man who cannot feel his testicles and acts accordingly.
by wkc December 01, 2006
This word originated in the U.S, however, it's used in the U.K. as well. Most likely its use was born in the U.S. military, just as expressions like soup sandwich and jeep. Made popular in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket," when Hartman yells at Pyle.
"What is your major malfunction, numbnut?!"
by pedicabber April 23, 2005