nobcheese

See smegma.

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Doob Nouche

Generally a Dick, but can also mean someone that will not smoke weed, or thinks that weed is bad.

'Mate you wanna toke on this?'

'No weed is bad, i'd never smoke that shit'

'You Doob Nouche'

by MC CRIP October 8, 2009

nomcheese

Used when eating cheese.

Nom nom nomcheese

by Shatho March 30, 2009

nouche

One of the greatest insults of all time. It is a combination of the words noob and douche. Equation: noob + douche = nouche!

(noo-shh)

B- "That Andrew kid is such a nouche!"
S- "He's a noob and a douche!"
B- "That's why I called him a nouche!"

by Braedon13 May 15, 2008

Faar nouche

Slang for "Fair enough" or "I hear ya"

Molly: "I had to give away my kitty, to pay for my debt"

Sally: "Faar Nouche"

by SharaSea April 25, 2023

nouche

Nouche refers to somebody is a noob and a douche. It is a combination of the two words, and is considered to be a ghastly insult to one's character. Also can be refered to as a nouche-bag.

Sean-Dude, Andrew is a noob...And a douche!
Braedon- From now on, just say nouche...
Sean- Hahahahh

by Braedon13 May 16, 2008

nouche

Nouche is an offensive term referring towards someone who may or may not be new to any particular social function, but demonstrates a certain amount of noobidness, such as in gamming or basic social interaction,while at the same time demonstrating douche like qualities.

" I don't know what's up with Jim's attitude. He's only on level 2. What a nouche."

by Mr. Nouche December 12, 2008